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Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
You guys are fucking silly
and I’m gonna prove it!
Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-
I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-
IT GOT BETTER.
(via lexi-ebubbles)
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When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!”
He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly.
“Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!”
“No, I’m pretty sure she didn’t…”
I started getting mad. “She did! She said I was good at acting!”
“…That’s a thespian. A thespian.”
“…Oh.”
But in the end I just grew up to be a lesbian.
(via bisexualshakespeare)
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Independence Day, when we celebrate that fateful day way back in 1996 when Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved us from the alien invasion
(via bisexualshakespeare)
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five rules to interacting with faeries
the first is be aware that names have power. give yourself a nickname or give no name at all.
the second is do not accept anything edible from a faery. to eat from the lands of fae is to lock yourself from the land of mortals.
the third is regarding information. if a faery gives you information, do not thank them. you may say you appreciate their assistance, but thanking is tantamount to admitting a debt owed.
the fourth is about accepting gifts. be very cautious when doing so. many gifts will have unforeseen side effects. if a gift is offered, accept it, but if you do not trust the one who offered it, do not hesitate to destroy it. salt water is always a good cleanser.
the fifth is how to speak without offense. most fae are very old. this means propriety is very important. grudges can be held for centuries when you live millenia. if you do not wish to do something, the way you refuse is critical. be polite. anything less may land you in hot water.
(via pinesmoke)
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This is literally why being a fan of more than like two shows is a bad idea. It’s even worst that all three of these shows can cross the forth wall and damn near every AU fucking ever. I’m waiting for them to tell me the Darkness leads not only to Albion but also to Nightvale so I can thoroughly loose every ounce of half-assed sanity I have to the sounds of Cecil’s voice warning me to be afraid of everything (which I already am because I’m a good Nightvale citizen).
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Colin O’Donoghue playing the guitar and singing with Sean Maguire
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Watching Once Upon A Time Season Finale
Isn’t there a huge time plot hole here. I mean Henry is supposed to get Regina to kiss Robin by the bell’s toll. You are telling me he has time to sail to the tower where Emma is being held captive, watch Killian die, get back to the wood to find Regina to get her to Robin’s wedding. How big is this kingdom?